Privacy Policy
Hey there! Thanks for stopping by. Let's get this privacy thing out of the way, shall we? Here’s the deal – I don’t give a damn about your personal information.
- What We Collect
I don’t collect your data. Seriously, I’m too busy to be worrying about what you like on the internet. I don't care about your email, name, or where you live. If I had the energy, I’d forget it all anyway. So yeah, I’m not spying on you.
- Cookies
Nope, not the tasty kind. I don’t even know what a cookie is in the internet sense. But let’s just say, if they exist here, they’re not my responsibility. That’s someone else’s problem.
- Third-Party Stuff
If some mysterious third-party company wants your data, good luck to them. I won’t be handing anything over. They’ll have to figure it out themselves. (£20 is £20)
- Security
Honestly, if I’m being real, I’m probably not the best place to store sensitive information. If you’re looking to keep your secrets, you might want to try somewhere else. I don’t want your passwords or credit card numbers. Trust me, I’d forget them in 10 seconds.
- Your Rights
You’ve got all the rights in the world to not care about this policy. I mean, you can choose not to read this if that’s what you're into. I won’t judge.
In short, I don’t care about your data, I don’t want your data, and I probably won’t even remember it if you give it to me.
That’s all, folks!
p.s. Get Fucked