Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Hey there! Thanks for stopping by. Let's get this privacy thing out of the way, shall we? Here’s the deal – I don’t give a damn about your personal information.

1. What We Collect
   I don’t collect your data. Seriously, I’m too busy to be worrying about what you like on the internet. I don't care about your email, name, or where you live. If I had the energy, I’d forget it all anyway. So yeah, I’m not spying on you.
2. Cookies
   Nope, not the tasty kind. I don’t even know what a cookie is in the internet sense. But let’s just say, if they exist here, they’re not my responsibility. That’s someone else’s problem.
3. Third-Party Stuff
   If some mysterious third-party company wants your data, good luck to them. I won’t be handing anything over. They’ll have to figure it out themselves. (£20 is £20)
4. Security
   Honestly, if I’m being real, I’m probably not the best place to store sensitive information. If you’re looking to keep your secrets, you might want to try somewhere else. I don’t want your passwords or credit card numbers. Trust me, I’d forget them in 10 seconds.
5. Your Rights
   You’ve got all the rights in the world to not care about this policy. I mean, you can choose not to read this if that’s what you're into. I won’t judge.

In short, I don’t care about your data, I don’t want your data, and I probably won’t even remember it if you give it to me.

That’s all, folks!

p.s. Get Fucked